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$[include html/header.html]
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<main>
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<section>
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<h1>What is a "natalie?"</h1>
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<span><a href='/html/natalie-sightings.html'>natalie</a> is an entity that has been observed to be called natalie.</span>
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it is known to be referred to as a "she" or an "it."
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it is frequently told it is "cat brained" by humans it associates with.
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natalie-info.html was last modified on $[stat -c %y ./html/natalie-info.html | head -c 10].
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<h1>what is a "natalie?"</h1>
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<span>I am <a href='/html/natalie-sightings.html'>natalie</a>. obviously.</span>
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<p>
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words are not a thing I am good at. this is exacerbaited when the words are about myself.
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despite this, I shall attempt a suitable description of myself.
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</p>
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<br>
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ideally, I am to be referred to as an "it" or a "she". the former is preferred to some degree.<br>
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timezone I am in: $[date "+%Z (UTC%z)"].<br>
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age: $[echo $(( $(date +%s) - $(date -d "2007-04-01" +%s) ))] seconds. that is $[echo "scale=8; ($(date +%s) - $(date -d '2007-04-01' +%s)) / (365.25*24*3600)" | bc] [earth] years.<br>
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I am kind of a college student. it is complicated. I will be a college student with less complications by fall of 2025.<br>
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I like systems. particularly ones that have reasonably consistent behavior based on a set of rules. this is omnipresent in my interests.
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<br>
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list of interests: <ul>
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<li>technical computer things, so long as they do not involve javascript</li>
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<li>infrastrusture, particularly pertaining to trains</li>
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<li>languistics, especially conlangs</li>
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<li>key making and lock picking</li>
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<li>math</li>
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</ul>
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things that I enjoy: <ul>
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<li>friends</li>
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<li>going on long walks</li>
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<li>utilizing public transportation</li>
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<li>train tracks</li>
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</ul>
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things I find displeasing: <ul>
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<li>grease or oil on my skin</li>
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<li>non friend people</li>
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<li>ultraviolet radiation</li>
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<li>busywork</li>
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</ul>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Timezone (this is currently broken? I don't know why. The correct time is PDT or the other one)</h2>
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its really quite odd, the commands run to generate this section are just date "+%Z (UTC%z)" and date +%T. When I run these in an ssh session, they give expected output, but when the server executes them, it thinks its in UTC. baffling.
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Timezone I am in: $[date "+%Z (UTC%z)"]<br>
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The local time as of this page being requested was: $[date +%T]
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<h2>somewhat irregular natalie facts</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>I own 12 thinkpads, all of which were manufactured prior to 2014</li>
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<li>the number of people that can effectively use my computer is, to my knowledge, 1</li>
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<li>I can replace the screen on my first generation iphone se a1662 in 70 seconds</li>
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</ul>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Other online presence</h2>
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<h2>contact information</h2>
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<a href='/html/discord.html'>Discord: _natalieeee_</a>
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Email: natalie@natalieee.net
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Other things</h2>
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I will probably include information about myself that is vaguely identifiable.
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This is a bad idea, but I don't think anyone actually cares about messing with me enough to do anything bad with whatever information is available here.
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I am comically bad at writing about myself, so I will disguise my shortcomings by making a list.
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<ul>
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<li>I would be a senior if I was going to hichschool. I am not going to highschool because I decided it was bad and that I would be going to college instead.</li>
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<li>I really like messing with anything technical, be it computers or locks (these interests are at times problematic for my highschool, but oh well).</li>
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<li>In addition to standard hackery hobbies, I am interested in machining, urban planning, public transportation (especially rail vehicles (insert joke about autism)), and languistics (this one might be covered by "standard hackery hobbies"). I also seem to enjoy overusing parenthesis.</li>
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<li>The number of people I know who can use my computer is 1 (me). I have <italic>really</italic> weird keybindings and use a nonstandard keyboard layout.</li>
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<li>I own twelve lenovo thinkpads manufactured between 2010 and 2014.</li>
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<li><del>My laptop which I use as my main computer is a modified lenovo thinkpad T530 <a href=/html/my-laptop.html>which is pretty neat.</a> </del><a href=/html/blog/posts/new-laptop.html>refer to this</a></li>
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</ul>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Vaguely funny things I have done (Don't read this if you are employed by Portland public schools)</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>Nearly gotten suspended for allegedly installing (The IT department genuinely said this) """Cuban malware""" on the school network. This was entirely not grounded in reality, IT is just insane. (<a href='/html/I-dont-like-IT.html'>Minor tangent</a>)</li>
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<li>Gotten suspended for exactly one day for posting the school district's wifi password on discord (stupid, but I was bored. Also, IT was mean to me, see tangent linked above.)</li>
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</ul>
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</section>
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<section>
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<h2>Music I listen to (you should too)</h2>
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I am going to use this as a means by which I can impose music recommendations upon whoever reads this page.
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According to a hacky script I wrote that tracks what songs I listen to with mpd, here are artists I like:<br>
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place playcount artist<br>
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1 1935 Black Dresses<br>
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2 745 Ada Rook<br>
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3 425 Angel Electronics<br>
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4 419 rook&nomie<br>
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5 360 Reliqa<br>
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6 282 Destroy Boys<br>
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7 238 Rachel Rose Mitchell<br>
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8 221 Cellar Darling<br>
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9 218 Florence + The Machine<br>
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10 193 Spiritbox<br>
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11 141 Inferiority Complex<br>
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12 111 Ignea<br>
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13 101 Ada Rook/ASH NERVE<br>
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14 97 Ada Rook/Sunrise Transparence<br>
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15 80 Penelope Scott<br>
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16 71 Seas on the Moon/Lena Scissorhands<br>
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17 61 Ada Rook/Ash Nerve/Sunrise Transparence/Stephen Spies<br>
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18 60 Seas on the Moon<br>
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19 52 girl in red<br>
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20 50 Cassyette<br>
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email: natalie at natalieee.net
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xmpp: nat@natalieee.net
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</section>
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</main>
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$[include html/footer.html]
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