<span><ahref='/html/natalie-sightings.html'>natalie</a> is an entity that has been observed to be called natalie.</span>
it is known to be referred to as a "she" or an "it."
it is frequently told it is "cat brained" by humans it associates with.
natalie-info.html was last modified on $[stat -c %y ./html/natalie-info.html | head -c 10].
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<h2>Timezone (this is currently broken? I don't know why. The correct time is PDT or the other one)</h2>
its really quite odd, the commands run to generate this section are just date "+%Z (UTC%z)" and date +%T. When I run these in an ssh session, they give expected output, but when the server executes them, it thinks its in UTC. baffling.
Timezone I am in: $[date "+%Z (UTC%z)"]<br>
The local time as of this page being requested was: $[date +%T]
I will probably include information about myself that is vaguely identifiable.
This is a bad idea, but I don't think anyone actually cares about messing with me enough to do anything bad with whatever information is available here.
I am comically bad at writing about myself, so I will disguise my shortcomings by making a list.
<ul>
<li>I would be a senior if I was going to hichschool. I am not going to highschool because I decided it was bad and that I would be going to college instead.</li>
<li>I really like messing with anything technical, be it computers or locks (these interests are at times problematic for my highschool, but oh well).</li>
<li>In addition to standard hackery hobbies, I am interested in machining, urban planning, public transportation (especially rail vehicles (insert joke about autism)), and languistics (this one might be covered by "standard hackery hobbies"). I also seem to enjoy overusing parenthesis.</li>
<li>The number of people I know who can use my computer is 1 (me). I have <italic>really</italic> weird keybindings and use a nonstandard keyboard layout.</li>
<li>I own twelve lenovo thinkpads manufactured between 2010 and 2014.</li>
<li><del>My laptop which I use as my main computer is a modified lenovo thinkpad T530 <ahref=/html/my-laptop.html>which is pretty neat.</a></del><ahref=/html/blog/posts/new-laptop.html>refer to this</a></li>
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<h2>Vaguely funny things I have done (Don't read this if you are employed by Portland public schools)</h2>
<ul>
<li>Nearly gotten suspended for allegedly installing (The IT department genuinely said this) """Cuban malware""" on the school network. This was entirely not grounded in reality, IT is just insane. (<ahref='/html/I-dont-like-IT.html'>Minor tangent</a>)</li>
<li>Gotten suspended for exactly one day for posting the school district's wifi password on discord (stupid, but I was bored. Also, IT was mean to me, see tangent linked above.)</li>
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<h2>Music I listen to (you should too)</h2>
I am going to use this as a means by which I can impose music recommendations upon whoever reads this page.
According to a hacky script I wrote that tracks what songs I listen to with mpd, here are artists I like:<br>
place playcount artist<br>
1 1935 Black Dresses<br>
2 745 Ada Rook<br>
3 425 Angel Electronics<br>
4 419 rook&nomie<br>
5 360 Reliqa<br>
6 282 Destroy Boys<br>
7 238 Rachel Rose Mitchell<br>
8 221 Cellar Darling<br>
9 218 Florence + The Machine<br>
10 193 Spiritbox<br>
11 141 Inferiority Complex<br>
12 111 Ignea<br>
13 101 Ada Rook/ASH NERVE<br>
14 97 Ada Rook/Sunrise Transparence<br>
15 80 Penelope Scott<br>
16 71 Seas on the Moon/Lena Scissorhands<br>
17 61 Ada Rook/Ash Nerve/Sunrise Transparence/Stephen Spies<br>
