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"despite this, it shall attempt a suitable description of itself.")
(br)
(p ()
"ideally, natalie is to be referred to as an \"it\" or a \"she\".",(exec-command "make-footnote \" the former is preferred.\"") "additionally, it generally prefers being referred to using 3rd person pronouns, or as \"this thing\" or \"that one\". it supposes it may reasonably be described as asexual. " (br)
"timezone it is in: PST/PDT" (br)
"ideally, natalie is to be referred to as an \"it\" or a \"she\".",(exec-command "make-footnote \" the former is preferred.\"") "additionally, it generally prefers being referred to using 3rd person pronouns, or as \"this thing\" or \"that one\"."
"natalie also uses the following identifiers, generally:"
(ol ()
(li () "6e6174b8-4dcb-4323-b5ca-c217425e13a7")
(li () "0x6e6174")
(li () "nat")
(li () "▖▖▖▖▘▖▖▖▖▘▌▖▖▖▘"))
"it supposes it may reasonably be described as asexual. " (br)
"timezone it is in: PST/PDT(?) UTC-8" (br)
"age: $[echo $(( $(date +%s) - $(date -d \"2007-04-01\" +%s) ))] seconds. that is $[echo \"scale=8; ($(date +%s) - $(date -d '2007-04-01' +%s)) / (365.25*24*3600)\" | bc] [earth] years." (br)
"it is kind of a college student. this is complicated. it will be a college student with less complicated circumstances by fall of 2025, barring unforseen circumstances." (br)
"natalie likes systems. particularly ones that have reasonably consistent behavior based on a set of rules. this is omnipresent in its interests." (br)
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"things that it finds displeasing:"
(ul ()
(li () "grease or oil on its skin")
(li () "non friend people")
(li () "non friend people",(exec-command "make-footnote 'robots are ok, though'"))
(li () "ultraviolet radiation")
(li () "busywork")))
,(exec-command "put-footnotes"))
(section ()
(h2 () "technical specifications")
(h3 () "environmental conditions")
"natalie is not to be operated for significant periods of time in temperatures below -5c or above 35c. "
"for optimal functionality, natalie should be operated between 5c and 17c."
(br)(br)
(span ()
"natalie is rated for use in atmospheres containing at least 20% oxygen. "
"non-oxygen components of any atmosphere natalie is operating within should be primarily (~78%) nitrogen, with the remaining components being a mixture of other inert gasses, CO<sub>2</sub>, and methane. "
"CO<sub>2</sub> concentrations in natalie's environment should not exceed 5000ppm, in accordance with OSHA. "
"natalie is rated to operate within atmospheric pressures ranging from 70 kpa to 253 kpa. "
"natalie is not rated for acceleration exceeding 4gs. conversely, it should not be operated in low gravity environments for long periods of time.")
(h3 () "anthropromorphic measurements")
(div (:style "display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr")
(div () "height:")
(div () "172.72cm")
(div () "bideltoid:")
(div () "41.30cm")
(div () "shoulder circumference:")
(div () "92.44cm")
(div () "waist circumference:")
(div () "54.15cm - 61.69cm")
(div () "hip circumference")
(div () "88.39cm")
(div () "underbust circumference:")
(div () "66.31cm")
(div () "bust circumference:")
(div () "75.86cm")
(div () "inseam:")
(div () "79.45cm"))
(h3 () "favorite color")
"teal")
(section ()
(h2 () "somewhat irregular natalie facts")
(ul ()
(li () "it owns 12 thinkpads, all of which were manufactured prior to 2014")
(li () "the number of people that can effectively use its computer is, to its knowledge, 1 (natalie)" ,(exec-command "make-footnote \"the number of people it knows who can type on it is 3, including itself\""))
(li () "the number of people that can effectively use its computer is, to its knowledge, 1 (natalie)" ,(exec-command "make-footnote \"the number of entities it knows who can type on it is 3, including itself\""))
(li () "it can replace the screen on its first generation iphone se a1662 in 70 seconds"))
,(exec-command "put-footnotes"))
(section ()
(h2 () "contact information")
(a (:href "/html/discord.html") "discord: _natalieeee_")
"email: natalie at natalieee.net" (br)
"xmpp: nat@natalieee.net")
"xmpp: nat@natalieee.net" (br)
"mastodon: <a href='https://mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@0x6e6174'>@0x6e6174@mastodon.catgirl.cloud</a>")
(section ()
(h2 () "cryptography")
(blockquote () "ssh:" (br) "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIOs2VLWgMxmQlLFSpOG01v6i5pVLtgHyQg74nwNNYTlT natalie@natalieee.net")
(blockquote () "pgp:" (br) (pre () "-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
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JhYhBJo0/NsX3ToM9ZBiC6HD1we8+QjlBQJnIX52AhsMBQkDwmcAAAoJEKHD1we8
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-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----"))
(blockquote () "age:" (br) "age1yf3qaerdtzhxkhwxrzat9jp5e4ru97cqp5hl2xtwt2g8fn5zmpqsnxr7pn"))
(section ()
(h2 () "some of its computers")
(p () "it owns many computers, none of them are normal. particularly notable instances of this phenomenon will be noted below:")